Hello ladies.

Look at your man.

Now back at me.

Now back at your man.

Now back to me.

Sadly, he isn’t me. But if he was immortal and had super awesome powers then he would be like me. But less snazzy.

Look down.

Back up.

Where are you?

You’re in the truffula forest valley with the man your man could be but isn’t.

What’s in your hand?

Look back at me.

I have it. It’s a truffula seed and two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now a barb-ba-loot.

Anything is possible when you’re an all powerful guardian of nature.